Hernia Belt letra

One day I sang an aria
that caused a hernia
it was a massive bulge
to the doctor I divulged
that I still had to play
though it caused me massive pain
I wont throw in the towel
just please hold in my bowels

I love my hernia belt
I love my hernia belt
it'll keep my guts inside me
til the end of the show

I've got a little friend down there (not that one)
a different little friend down there
a better one you can't find
to hold in your intestines
a high fashion wrap
that hits beneath the belt
I don't cause a fuss
in velcro I do trust

I love my hernia belt
I love my hernia belt
it'll keep my guts inside me until
I have my surgery

what are they gonna shave
what are they gonna save
when they fix my hernia
hope the doctor doesnt slip
when he cuts into my skin
I just want to piss in one direction!

now I love my hernia repair
I love my hernia repair
it'll kep my guts inside me for the rest of my life

The Arrogant Worms - Letras

• A Man Has Needs
• A Night In Dildo
• A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo
• Attention People
• Baby Poo
• Big Fat Road Manager
• Billy, The Themepark Shark
• Bottle Of Booze
• Boy Band
• Canada's Really Big
• Canadaman
• Car Full Of Pain
• Car Of Pain
• Carrot Juice Is Murder
• Celine Dion
• Christmas Blues
• Christmas Hangover
• Christmas in Ignace
• Christmas is Almost Here
• Christmas Sucks
• Christmas Turkey Blues
• Christmastime
• Cows With Guns
• Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day
• Dangerous
• Dog Food Woman
• Dog Named Bob
• Don't Go Into Politics
• Drink With Me
• Dumb Guys
• Ezra Eats
• Forgive Us We're Canadian
• Fuzzy Dice
• Go To Sleep Little Leech
• Goin Huntin
• Having Fun is Bad for You
• Head In The Freezer
• Heimlich Maneuver
• Hernia Belt
• History Is Made By Stupid People
• Horizon
• Hot Dog Song
• I Am Cow
• I Am Not American
• I Pulled My Groin
• I Ran Away
• I Want To Look Like Arnold Schwartzeneggar
• I.B.S. (irratable Bowel Syndrome)
• Idiot Road
• It's Great To Be A Nerd
• Jesus Brother Bob (Live Version)
• Johnny Came Home Headless
• Kill The Dog Next Door
• Killer Robots From Venus
• Last Saskatchewan Pirate
• Let There Be Guns
• Lets Go Bowling
• Life On The Road
• Little Cuban Friend
• Log In To You
• Lonely Lab of Broken Hearts
• Losing Hair Under God
• Malcolm
• Me Like Hockey
• Mime Abduction
• Mounted Animal Nature Trail
• Mrs. Catto
• My Voice Is Changing
• New Car Smell
• No Sale, No Store
• Oh God, I'm Santa Claus
• Particle Board
• Pressure Washer
• Proud To Be A Banker
• Proud To Be Canadian
• Real Letter From A Real Yahoo
• Really Scary
• Rippy The Gator
• Rocks And Trees
• Sam, The Guy From Quincy
• Santa Got Arrested
• Santa's Comin' And He's Gonna Kick Your Ass
• Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass
• Scary Ned
• Security Guard
• Sex, Drugs, And Rrsp's
• Shipwreck Balladeer
• Song Inside My Head
• Sponges
• Stalker Girl
• Steel Drivin Man
• The Assumption Song
• The Ballad Of Dan
• The Ballad OF Edna And Ida
• The Beer Song
• The Canada Song
• The Canadian Crisis Song
• The Christmas Blues
• The Christmas Song
• The Coffee Song
• The Credit Song
• The Fishing Song
• The Gaelic Song
• The Golf Song
• The Guy With Computer Know-How
• The Happy Happy Birthday
• The Hockey Song
• The Last Saskatchewan Pirate
• The Last Sensitive Cowboy
• The Monkey Song
• The Mountie Song
• The Same Christmas Cake
• The Scotsman
• The Toronto Song
• The War Of 1812
• The Worst Seat On The Plane
• Things Are Looking Bad For Santa
• Tokyo Love Song
• Toronto Sucks
• Trichinosis
• Trip To Greece
• Tv Weather Guy
• Twins
• Vincent the Christmas Virus
• Waiting To Sell Out
• Wayne Gretzky Rocks
• We Are The Beaver
• William Shakespeare's In My Cat
• Winnebago
• Wolfe Island Ferry
• Wong's Chinese Buffet
• Worst Seat On The Plane