Christmas is Almost Here letra

Chorus
Christmas is almost here (x3)
Aaahhhggggrrr!
It's just five days till Christmas, I haven't done a thing
Don't even have a Christmas tree, I am panicking
Most lots are all sold out, I search until the night
I end up with a grubby shrub with a case of blight
CHORUS
It's four days till Christmas, still have to decorate
Spend hours in the basement until I find the crate
Of lights and bulbs and popcorn strings, tangled in a knot
Then I spend the day separating what I've got
CHORUS
It's three days till Christmas, I spent all day writing cards
I started writing letters now I just say "best regards"
I shove 'em in a mailbox and to the mall I go
To get gifts for Jim and Jane and Tim and Uncle Joe (and aunt Mavis and Grandma and
....)
CHORUS
Two days till Christmas, a million things to do
Clean the house, put on tea, company is due
Where are my in-laws, they should have shown up
I bet they're at the airport I forgot to pick them up
CHORUS (x4)
Christmas is here
It's finally Christmas, the kids wake me up at five
I fall downstairs a messy haired zombie, half-alive
Spend all day serving company, then fall down inert
If these are my holidays I'd rather stay at work

The Arrogant Worms - Letras

• A Man Has Needs
• A Night In Dildo
• A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo
• Attention People
• Baby Poo
• Big Fat Road Manager
• Billy, The Themepark Shark
• Bottle Of Booze
• Boy Band
• Canada's Really Big
• Canadaman
• Car Full Of Pain
• Car Of Pain
• Carrot Juice Is Murder
• Celine Dion
• Christmas Blues
• Christmas Hangover
• Christmas in Ignace
• Christmas is Almost Here
• Christmas Sucks
• Christmas Turkey Blues
• Christmastime
• Cows With Guns
• Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day
• Dangerous
• Dog Food Woman
• Dog Named Bob
• Don't Go Into Politics
• Drink With Me
• Dumb Guys
• Ezra Eats
• Forgive Us We're Canadian
• Fuzzy Dice
• Go To Sleep Little Leech
• Goin Huntin
• Having Fun is Bad for You
• Head In The Freezer
• Heimlich Maneuver
• Hernia Belt
• History Is Made By Stupid People
• Horizon
• Hot Dog Song
• I Am Cow
• I Am Not American
• I Pulled My Groin
• I Ran Away
• I Want To Look Like Arnold Schwartzeneggar
• I.B.S. (irratable Bowel Syndrome)
• Idiot Road
• It's Great To Be A Nerd
• Jesus Brother Bob (Live Version)
• Johnny Came Home Headless
• Kill The Dog Next Door
• Killer Robots From Venus
• Last Saskatchewan Pirate
• Let There Be Guns
• Lets Go Bowling
• Life On The Road
• Little Cuban Friend
• Log In To You
• Lonely Lab of Broken Hearts
• Losing Hair Under God
• Malcolm
• Me Like Hockey
• Mime Abduction
• Mounted Animal Nature Trail
• Mrs. Catto
• My Voice Is Changing
• New Car Smell
• No Sale, No Store
• Oh God, I'm Santa Claus
• Particle Board
• Pressure Washer
• Proud To Be A Banker
• Proud To Be Canadian
• Real Letter From A Real Yahoo
• Really Scary
• Rippy The Gator
• Rocks And Trees
• Sam, The Guy From Quincy
• Santa Got Arrested
• Santa's Comin' And He's Gonna Kick Your Ass
• Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass
• Scary Ned
• Security Guard
• Sex, Drugs, And Rrsp's
• Shipwreck Balladeer
• Song Inside My Head
• Sponges
• Stalker Girl
• Steel Drivin Man
• The Assumption Song
• The Ballad Of Dan
• The Ballad OF Edna And Ida
• The Beer Song
• The Canada Song
• The Canadian Crisis Song
• The Christmas Blues
• The Christmas Song
• The Coffee Song
• The Credit Song
• The Fishing Song
• The Gaelic Song
• The Golf Song
• The Guy With Computer Know-How
• The Happy Happy Birthday
• The Hockey Song
• The Last Saskatchewan Pirate
• The Last Sensitive Cowboy
• The Monkey Song
• The Mountie Song
• The Same Christmas Cake
• The Scotsman
• The Toronto Song
• The War Of 1812
• The Worst Seat On The Plane
• Things Are Looking Bad For Santa
• Tokyo Love Song
• Toronto Sucks
• Trichinosis
• Trip To Greece
• Tv Weather Guy
• Twins
• Vincent the Christmas Virus
• Waiting To Sell Out
• Wayne Gretzky Rocks
• We Are The Beaver
• William Shakespeare's In My Cat
• Winnebago
• Wolfe Island Ferry
• Wong's Chinese Buffet
• Worst Seat On The Plane